The Night Before Solar is our reimagining of Clement Clarke Moore’s classic Christmas poem, St. Nicholas. In addition to rewriting the poem, we performed a dramatic performance of it, which you can and should watch as soon as possible. It’s best to gather your family and watch it together, perhaps under a festive blanket with hot cocoa.
Enjoy the following transcript of our dramatic read-out!
The Night Before Solar
Oh, hello! I didn’t notice you. Come in, please! Come and join me by the fire. It’s so nice and cozy. Greg Pisacane here. You’ve seen me reading a little about solar installations. It seems like a good idea to me!
[Santa-adjacent laugh]
I’ll direct you to our expert consultants, who will answer all your questions.
[wait a beat]
If you’re ready to listen, I would be delighted to read you a chapter from this book. Here’s a classic that will put a smile on your face. It’s called:
Simply Solar Visited
[dramatically clears a throat]
It was the night before Solar, and the house hada lot of excitement
There was no movement, not even the mouse.
The area around the installation was neat.
Simply Solar arrived perfectly prepared.
The children were snugly nestled in their beds.
As they envisioned solar savings, their minds were filled with excitement.
My partner is in his PJs, and I am in my slippers.
We settled down to watch a program about property flippers.
There was a strange sound that arose on the lawn.
I leaped up and bound off the couch!
My front door was at my fingertips in a flash.
You might think that my doordash was the culprit.
Moonlight glinting on my frost-covered grass.
The scene gave the impression that dawn was approaching.
What should I see when my eyes are wandering?
It’s a Just Solar installation crew!
A professional foreman is so quick and lively.
They’d be perfect for me!
These installers arrived faster than eagles.
The foreman called out each technician’s name.
“Now, Keven! Now, Carlos! Craig and Jose, now!
With our combined skills, this should only take one day!
The top of your home is the top wall!
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
The technicians flew up to the roof of the house.
Inverters, panels, and rack mounts are all available.
Then, in an instant, I heard something above.
White glove service by the installers!
He walked me all around as I welcomed the foreman.
I was thanked for making a place on the ground.
There were a few places where I had stacked up storage boxes.
They’d have to use a panel today.
We reviewed the day’s installation together.
Ensure that all equipment is in the correct location.
The power is now turned off to protect the installation team.
I sat in my living room and started to dream.
The savings you’ll soon enjoy by switching to solar power –
The pitch should describe the process in detail.
I was happy that we had decided against a lease.
Our property value will increase if we own the system!
The federal tax credit has recently been improved.
There are financing options for every budget.
Tax savings before we even make a payment
Due to our 18-month no-interest agreement!
It has never been more important to go solar.
This little story of mine is almost over.
You can consult a consultant as early as today.
Get your solar project started!
After our installation was completed, the team packed up their gear.
They were thanked again for their work.
Another successful installation is now under their belt.
As the frost began to melt, they took to the roads.
As they drove away, I heard the team shout.
“Happy Solar Day to All, and Good Night to Everyone!”